Syazwina Saw Stops Here.

This just in:

"Syazwina Saw survives 5-day of political horror"

Fri, Subang Jaya — Our source informs us that Syazwina Saw, saviour of all that is inane and sane, has successfully completed the 5-day camp she was forced to attend.

She says that she did not undergo any form of torture, although she added that the lack of sleep and multitude of alarms emanating from neighbouring handsets at the most ungodly hours came close to the definition. The only pain she endured was allegedly due to her clumsiness, when she banged her entire right foot into the wall separating the dorm from the joint toilet. Despite it throbbing throughout the night, she says that she has come out of it with her toe intact.

We visited her to learn more about her ordeal, but we refrained from interrogating her after seeing the blatant ‘luggage’ under her puffed, red eyes.

Our people left a contented Saw recuperating before a television set, with Hershey Kisses in her lap.

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